You know that moment—you walk into a room, see exactly what’s going on, and immediately think: “Nope. Not today.” This tee is for those of us (human or canine) who’ve mastered the art of the graceful exit before things get weird.
Inspired by that one dog who saw a toddler in a tutu wielding a glitter popsicle and simply walked away—tail high, dignity intact—this black-and-white silhouette says it all. Whether it’s group texts, surprise meetings, unsolicited advice, or an ex’s “just checking in” message, this pup represents your spirit animal: firm paw up, eyes forward, Hard Pass.
Wear it with pride when you’re dodging drama, social obligations, or just the general chaos of being a responsible adult. Because let’s be honest—sometimes the bravest thing you can do… is leave.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
